Make A Joke

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Make A Joke

Postby IPv4 » Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:44 pm

Rules:

Write a sentence, the next post must make another sentence which makes it all into a joke.

Example:

Why did the tomato cross the road?

*next post*

To become ketchup.

What did the thumb say to the other fingers?
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Re: Make A Joke

Postby Kilvakar » Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:55 pm

Why do you all oppose me?

Why bats only come out a night?
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Re: Make A Joke

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Sat Apr 11, 2015 5:06 pm

Cause they're stuck at home all day?
Get it like home like baseball hahahaha
okay.

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Re: Make A Joke

Postby MIBuddy » Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:41 pm

The yard master, 'cause it's his shtick!
(Yards. Yardstick. Measuring stick?)

Why did the mascot cry?
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Re: Make A Joke

Postby Peanut » Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:25 pm

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?


SPOILER: Highlight text to read: Because he felt crumby.
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Re: Make A Joke

Postby Wolfsong » Sat Sep 19, 2015 7:50 am

That's not a joke peanut that's just painful.

Someone slept on him. (I dunno xP)

Why didn't the duck cross the road?
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

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The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Make A Joke

Postby MIBuddy » Sat Sep 19, 2015 8:31 am

'Cause he was a quack!

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