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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby LecktheTech » Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:34 am

Granted. You receive a lifetime supply of "jelly-like" beans.


I wish for dish of fish.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:18 am

Granted, but you get a ''dish of fish'' dish.

I wish for a sakura tree.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Shroopy » Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:26 am

Granted, you have a dish made of inedible fish.

I wish I was able to sleep in.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:33 am

Welcome back, Shroopy!

Granted, you put ''in'' to sleep.

I wish for a sakura tree.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Shroopy » Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:37 am

Granted, you get a sakura tree fully grown, but all of it's blossoms fall off permanently tomorrow.

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:39 am

Granted, but it is the biggest cliché ever.

I wish my sakura tree grows back.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby LecktheTech » Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:42 am

Shroopy wrote:Granted, you have a dish made of inedible fish.

I wish I was able to sleep in.


TheChocolateGamer wrote:Granted, but you get a ''dish of fish'' dish.

I wish for a sakura tree.

So I get two fish dishes?

@Shroopy
Granted. You sleep in till it's time to sleep in again.

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[quote]Granted You get a "Sakura" Tree
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:17 am

Granted, but you get something.

I wish I wasn't so embarrassed by this picture.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby LecktheTech » Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:38 am

Granted, but everyone else becomes embarrassed by this picture.

I wish....that work wasn't starting right now.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Animeniac » Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:57 pm

Granted,

Jelly Belly gives you a pack that says "lifetime"

I wish I had Dragonball Xenoverse
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Peanut » Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:34 pm

Granted, but this wish got so caught up in bureaucratic paper work, that you don't get Xenoverse until now. 2 years after Xenoverse 2 has been released.

I wish bureaucracy was outlawed in every country.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Dante » Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:44 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, the law is never enforced because it requires you to fill out a mountain of forms for every perceived instance of governmental inefficiency!

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Peanut » Fri Apr 10, 2020 3:53 pm

Granted, but your apm isn't Korean enough to make them dance effectively.

I wish it didn't take so long to fill out these forms to end bureaucracy in our country.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Dante » Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:20 pm

Granted, all bureaucracy forms will be replaced with a giant checkbox that asks a basic question.

Moo? [ ]

Of course, we're not sure that what does. Maybe you shouldn't check that. Bad things could happen. Or maybe will end all the bad things you specifically are looking for. Or maybe it ends everything. We're not quite certain, but I for one would not trust any bureaucrat who's sanity has been reduced to writing such a form. Also, thanks to the new short form, all old forms are no longer useful and will be seen as wasted effort.

I wish for a Google Doodle of Vigo the Carpathian!
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Peanut » Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:27 pm

Granted but its just Vigo drawn as a carp.

I wish Scourge were in SC2 instead of Corrupters.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Dante » Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:49 pm

Granted, but they now require 2 units of upkeep per scourge and cost 100 gold and 100 vespian gas and take 30 seconds to build.

I wish for a Ghostbusters 4, in which the Ghostbusters must face the ghost of Egon, as he attempts to find a nice fish dinner in the sewers of New York, but might accidentally resurrect Vigo the Carpet Man who wishes to unroll terror across the world by installing shag carpeting. Shag carpeting EVERYWHERE.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby ClaecElric4God » Sat May 01, 2021 1:46 am

Granted, but your wish is so complicated the wish granters get confused and accidentally grant it in an alternate universe. No Ghostbusters 4 you.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Fruity Pebbles.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kaligraphic » Thu May 20, 2021 8:58 pm

Granted, don't know why you wanted all these rocks, but enjoy.

I wish for a gumball machine that takes bitcoins.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby raider~joseph » Thu May 20, 2021 9:21 pm

Granted but the gumballs all taste horrible.

I wish for a fun jrpg.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kaligraphic » Thu May 20, 2021 11:38 pm

Granted, but it's a Junior Rocket Propelled Grenade, so you can't exactly play with it indoors.

I wish for a tame velociraptor.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby raider~joseph » Fri May 21, 2021 7:09 am

Granted but its extremely boring and won't let you ride it.

I wish that it wasn't unusual to love to anyone.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Peanut » Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:15 pm

Granted, but while its not unusual to love to anyone, it is now unusual to be loved by anyone, ruining everyone's love life and ensuring the death of humanity. But hey, at least you can dance the Carlton!

I wish I had completed The Great Unclean Gnome instead of leaving it in this horribly, green and unspectacular state.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:43 pm

Granted, but it got so unclean you threw it out as garbage by accident.

I wish that political parties were interchangeable with birthday parties.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Davidizer13 » Sat Jun 05, 2021 10:44 am

Done! Your birthday party becomes a president caucus. Hundreds of people show up to argue about which candidate they should pick. Nobody brings any presents, and your cake gets eaten before you get a slice. One candidate's supporters barricade themselves into the bathroom as leverage against the other factions. Everyone ends up settling for a compromise candidate that nobody actually likes. Nobody who leaves your party is happy.

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Peanut » Mon Jun 07, 2021 1:01 pm

Granted, but that doesn't stop them from using it anyway.

I wish this thread would get on the blockchain finally and produce its own token like every other internet trend out there. Come on Corrupted Wish Coin lets take you to the moon!!!
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Davidizer13 » Sun Jun 13, 2021 5:38 pm

Granted. Someone hacks your ICO and runs off with all the monies and sells CWCoin on THE DAAAAAAAARK WEB. You are forced to fork the coin from a point prior to the hack, resulting in CWCoin Original and CWCoin Classic. Which is which? who knows, who cares, lol

I wish people would pronounce words properly.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Peanut » Sun Jun 13, 2021 11:04 pm

Granted, but they use pronunciations from the 1700s and therefore sound like all those people who live on Tangier Island.

I wish Square Enix didn't sell Eidos' soul to Disney, turning them into a twisted husk that makes mediocre Marvel games for quick cash and awkward actor interviews.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Jul 30, 2021 9:06 pm

Granted, Square Enix sold Eidos' soul to Disney, turning them into a twisted husk that makes mediocre DC games for quick cash and awkward actor interviews. But with worse budgets because of the cost of the franchise licensing.

I wish for the days when the worst things we had to worry about were robots, killer AI, space vampires, and ninja monkeys.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Rose Faerie » Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:12 pm

Granted. Now you get to run for your life as all these robots, killer AI, space vampires, and ninja monkeys take over the world and proceed to stalk you and you alone until they haunt your nightmares and drive you to madness.

I wish for my lost motivation to write. I miss it.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Wolfsong » Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:34 pm

Granted, but now your writings and your written children (characters) haunt your every waking moment like they do mine.

I wish to sleep but without dying; the regular kind of sleep.
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