Now it's time for Dave's News.  Dave's News is a parody of actual news 
events involving Point Loma Nazarene College, and the rest of the world.  
Any opinions, or facts for that matter, presented on Dave's News are not 
necessarily those of KPLR, PLNC, or any related agents thereof, but they 
really should be.

Leading off this week's news, PLNC Chaplain, Dr. Gerard Reed is taking a 
sabbatical, and will only do chapels this week, and during Spiritual 
Emphasis Week. There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that this 
reporter was offered the position of Interim Chaplain.

Also, overbooking problems continue in PLNC dormitories as several 
freshman are forced into multiple occupancy of rooms, or being kept in 
Colony Apartments.  Student Development is currently working on the 
problem and hopes to have everyone placed soon.  Well, guys, I'll be 
thinking of you when I'm back in my private room in Goodwin.

New York city jails are jumping on the bandwagon of a popular trend in 
the penal system. Starting this fall, no smoking signs will be posted. 
This irritates a number of inmates who committed crimes just because 
there was no place else left to smoke anymore.

On Tuesday, seven Iraqi terrorists released all passengers of a flight 
that was scheduled to fly from the Sudan to Jordan. All the passengers 
were released unharmed. The Iraqis were said to be seeking political 
asylum. Way to make a good impression, guys!

Angela Beck, a 22 year old topless dancer pleaded guilty to a felony 
charge of cocaine possession in relation to cocaine found in a search of 
a motel room occupied by Beck, another girl, and Dallas Cowboys Wide 
Receiver Micheal Irvin.  Beck was sentenced to a $500 fine, 100 hours of 
community service, and being on every tabloid television show for the 
next six months.

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