>--====================987654321_0==_ >Content-Type: CROW: Just plain awful. TOM: not-for-mail,not-for-reading,not-fit-for-human-or-robot-consumption > text/plain; charset="us-ascii" > > >>Date: Mon, 29 Jun 1998 10:24:08 -0500 >>From: Tex ALL: Howdy, Tex! >[sound of scissors clipping many addresses] TOM: (singing) ...and that's the sound of scissors... >>Subject: please forward as much as possible MIKE: But first, eliminate the name on the top of the list, move everybody up one and put your name in slot #5. 'BOTS: Boo! >> >>For English speakers... CROW: Dr. Thinker, you go over in the corner and twiddle your thumbs. We'll call you when we're done. >>Irene's and Angelo's father is affected by disease known as >"Moschcowitz >>syndrome" for which there is no known cure. TOM: Are they introducing a logic puzzle here... or...? >>Its simptoms are similar to leukemia's with internal bleedings and >>disruption of the victim's psycho-motorial activities. MIKE: Leukemia is suing for copyright infringement too. Get your own symptoms! >>They thank you in advance for spreading this message on the net as much >>as possible, and for sending them any available information on other >>similar cases and possible cures. CROW: Ah, the "if I'm going to go, I'm taking as many as I can with me" reaction to death. MIKE: So, their lives depend on a group comprised of the average users of AOL or USENET having theoretical medical knowledge? TOM: They're toast. CROW: Yep. >> They live in Italy in the town of >>Convertino, in the outskirts of Torino. TOM: So just send them some "Make Money Fast" spam. As long as it's not Italian, they may not know the difference. MIKE: And they like sending out spamino. >> To contact them, use the email >>or phone numbers at the bottom of the original message in Italian. CROW: Mike, how do you say "Bite Me" in Italian? >> >Please forward this as much as possible--Jon TOM: Preferably forward to /dev/null. > >______________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com MIKE: ...and that would explain it! >--====================987654321_0==_ >Content-Type: message/rfc822; name="getmsg.eml" >Content-Transfer-Encoding: x-uuencode >Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="getmsg.eml" CROW: Mike, it doesn't look like the message decoded correctly. MIKE: I'm so disappointed. Let's go. [All exit] Sorry to any offended. That's just my 8 AM, I've been up way too long way of saying "stop sending spam to the Dibs List".