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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 12:23 pm
by SierraLea
Well, this is marvelous! I love giving useful presents, even if I'm smaller than usual.
I'm on a Narnia kick right now, sooooooooooooooo... you shall be a retired star.
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 9:24 am
by Abassi
Narnia! Well now it's inevitable I'm afraid...
You're a Dufflepud!
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:02 am
by SierraLea
Well everyone already calls me a wet blanket, what's the difference?
You are now Sekmet.
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:51 am
by Abassi
I suppose the cheerful disposition might be the main thing.
Alright, resisting the urge to cat for cat we'll go with--a bicorn!
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:58 pm
by SierraLea
Man, I got some weird stuff when I typed that is. Autocorrect does some weird stuff. And thank you for the cool new animal!
You are now a Dust Devil.
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:05 pm
by Abassi
The whirling fun kind, right? Also, yeah, never trust autocorrect! I don't use it and I spwel jus fien.
I'm quickly going to start forgetting things I've done but lets see...ah! *vablash* A banshee!
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:26 am
by SierraLea
WHAT!? I don't want to scream. Do you know how quickly that ruins your vocal chords? I'll never sing again.
You are Horus, and yes I mean the falcon-headed egyptian god.
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:38 am
by Abassi
I mean maybe you're the quiet type of banshee, just hanging out by them there fair folk mounds.
But do I get powered armor like the Horus in the Gods of Egypt movie? Because, obviously, being a falcon-headed deity isn't enough! Gotta have powered armor!
*vablash* Serpopard you be!
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:02 am
by SierraLea
No, you don't get cool armor. So now, I can rip you to shreds with my kitty claws. Seriously, we're back to felines?
You're Apophis.
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:56 pm
by Abassi
Felines are the finest. Sadly I read 'Apophis' and all I can think of is Stargate--and I've never even watched Stargate!
Alright, here we go--*VABLASH!* You're a menninkainen!
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:02 am
by SierraLea
Hmm, I'm a subspecies of fey. This could be worse. And I do enjoy riddles.
You're a troll. You can decide what kind.
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:39 pm
by Abassi
A glorious mountain toll! But not the kind those Norwegian kings talk into putting up steeples on churches then trick into falling off...because that's just not fun! Maybe a bridge troll would be better...
*vablash* You shall be--a nguruvilu!
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:18 pm
by SierraLea
At least it's a fox-ish creature this time. I have non-retractable claws.
You are a Meretseger.
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:40 pm
by Abassi
You know, I wasn't actually familiar with that one...sssssimply marveloussss!
*VABLASH!* Thou art now a goblin! Specifically the kind from the 1977 animated Hobbit movie; loosen up those vocal cords, you've got a lot of singing to do! "Fifteen birds in five fir trees, their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze. What funny little birds - they had no wings. Oh, what shall we do with the funny little things? Oh, what shall we do with the funny little things?"
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 7:52 am
by SierraLea
Dude, I already sing plenty. My vocals need no loosening. But that's just not nice!
You shall be a thunder dragon.
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:54 pm
by Abassi
But everyone loves a singing goblin!
For some reason I feel like, as a thunder dragon, I should start a heavy metal rock band.
*VABLASH!* Worst of the worst, most hated and cursed is this thing you now shalt be--a Care Bear! You could be like Fun Shine and make the sun shine or have a heart like Laugh-a-Lot! Or be like Wish Bear and always be there--something, something, Care-A-Lot!
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:58 am
by SierraLea
Why didn't you just make me one of the seven dwarves and get it over with?
Fine, then you're a telatubby.
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 12:18 pm
by Abassi
AUGH, hey now, at least the care bears were cool back in the day! Sheesh!
*VABLASH* You are now a Psotnik.
Re: The Wand of Random Creatures
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 9:29 pm
by SierraLea
You are evil. Very Evil.
Therefore, you are an Orc.