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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Yuki-Anne » Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:36 pm

Xeno wrote:
Yuki-Anne wrote:
Xeno wrote:Kirk was the better captain.

And by that, I mean the Chris Pine version.


But I like the Chris Pine Kirk.

BETTER THAN PICARD.

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I think this means I just won the thread.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Furen » Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:01 pm

Yuki-Anne wrote:I think this means I just won the thread.

You can keep the thread, I just want the yarn.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Vii » Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:25 pm

Call of Duty is better than Halo. :<
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Peanut » Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:36 pm

Hey guys, what do you think Ezekiel 23:20 means?
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Yamamaya » Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:57 pm

Peanut wrote:Hey guys, what do you think Ezekiel 23:20 means?


Let's discuss Song of Songs 4 while we are at it.

I believe Apple products are inferior and Steve Jobs was a hack.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby ADXC » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:21 pm

4Kids dub of One Piece was surely a Master Piece!
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Yuki-Anne » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:53 am

Keanu Reeves delivered the best performance of anyone's career ever in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Xeno » Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:38 am

Battlefield Earth is the best cinematic piece of science fiction ever created. L. Ron Hubbard is certainly a genius. Let me tell you about dianetics.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Peanut » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:21 pm

So what are all of yalls thoughts on evolution?
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Bobtheduck » Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:39 pm

Yamamaya wrote:I believe Apple products are inferior and Steve Jobs was a hack.


This is SUPPOSED to be a troll thread, not a "post obvious facts" thread. ケイワイ much?

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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby DecooPunk » Sat Dec 15, 2012 6:50 pm

My life is sooo horrible D:
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Ally-Ann » Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:22 pm

I just *LOVE* Justin Bieber.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Zarn Ishtare » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:13 pm

The Warhammer/WarHammer40k games are just a bad rip-off of Warcraft.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Peanut » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:00 pm

Anyone want a copy of Stalin vs. Martians?
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby uc pseudonym » Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:57 pm

What are your views on Skub?
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Lynna » Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:20 pm

Twilight was way better than Harry Potter!
(Or alternatively)
The only thing Twilight is good for is the trashcan. It'll never live up to Harry Potter's Legacy!
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Tarnish » Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:41 pm

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a legitimately great show.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby rocklobster » Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:22 am

That's not a trollish statement.
OK how about this: JK Rowling is an idiotic writer.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Ally-Ann » Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:22 am

Ham is way better than Canadian bacon.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Nate » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:25 am

Ron Paul 2016
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Davidizer13 » Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:40 pm

rocklobster wrote:That's not a trollish statement.


It worked, didn't it?

The differences between Japanese and American vidcon consumers are as blatant as the differences between seasons 1 and 2 of Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru (a nod to my fellow Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru enthusiasts). Whereas the Japanese vidcon consumer is informed and discriminating in his or her purchases and endeavors, his American counterpart acts as a foil, stumbling blindly through the vidcon department at K-Mart, groping for the first vidcon with enough explosions or mammaries on the cover to slake their slavering decidedly non-intellectual lusts. Their hunger for Western garbage such as Madden and Halo is fueled by an almost sub-human ignorance that is as profound in the rest of their lives as it is in their choosing of vidcons. This disgusting display of American mass stupidity is no doubt the result of Christian indoctrination, adding another point on the list of reasons why the Japanese are more intelligent than the West, as contemptuous Western culture has left its people with little more than swiss cheese brains and an unquenchable urge for repeat football vidcons.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby uc pseudonym » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:41 pm

Davidizer13 wrote:The differences between Japanese and American vidcon consumers are as blatant as the differences between seasons 1 and 2 of Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru (a nod to my fellow Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru enthusiasts). Whereas the Japanese vidcon consumer is informed and discriminating in his or her purchases and endeavors, his American counterpart acts as a foil, stumbling blindly through the vidcon department at K-Mart, groping for the first vidcon with enough explosions or mammaries on the cover to slake their slavering decidedly non-intellectual lusts. Their hunger for Western garbage such as Madden and Halo is fueled by an almost sub-human ignorance that is as profound in the rest of their lives as it is in their choosing of vidcons. This disgusting display of American mass stupidity is no doubt the result of Christian indoctrination, adding another point on the list of reasons why the Japanese are more intelligent than the West, as contemptuous Western culture has left its people with little more than swiss cheese brains and an unquenchable urge for repeat football vidcons.

*sigh* Why am I not surprised to see your blithering idiocy on this topic, buggle_player? You're a child that just doesn't understand that you're not supposed to touch a hot stove and does it over and over. It sickens me to see your unflinching, unapologetic ignorance in a topic that I spent over a month crafting - a month that consisted of possibly the most intense research and mental preparation of my life. To say that I am disgusted by your infinitesimal comprehensional aptitude understates the irreparable damage you have done to my faith in the human intellect.

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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Neane » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:13 pm

rocklobster wrote:That's not a trollish statement.
OK how about this: JK Rowling is an idiotic writer.




I disagree, JK Rowling is an excellent writer, she makes Charles Dickens look like a stagnant pedant who was capable of only writing dime novels for Children. Because Rowling is writer ahead of her time. Outstanding in all fields, while reading her books I only felt amazement and shame - for my eyes are not worthy to view something so perfect, almost as if they were made for the Gods of Olympus themselves.
Her characters are so well written I know I could die for Hermione Granger if I knew her in real life, her stories keep you on the edge of your seat with excitement, pulling you through countless ups and downs, while also managing to be full of completely innovative, original, fresh new ideas.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby SilverToast » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:18 am

C.S Lewis, J.R.R Tolkien, and J.K Rowling works combined can't compare to the amazing glorious writing that Stephenie Meyer has done in the Twilight series.

I can't tell if any one is actually being offended by these statements, but, just in case, just a reminder this is Goof Off and nothing should be taken seriously here.
Or at least that is my understanding of it.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Bobtheduck » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:40 pm

Ace33Wing wrote:I can't tell if any one is actually being offended by these statements, but, just in case, just a reminder this is Goof Off and nothing should be taken seriously here.
Or at least that is my understanding of it.



OOC I think the only ones that were remotely offensive so far (and thus legitimate trolls) were ones like Nate's where they post something that people WOULDN'T normally consider a troll, or my last one where I didn't play it safe the way everyone else has (and I did the first time)
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Neane » Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:27 am

K-ON is objectively the most sophisticated anime ever created, the true tour de force of animation and the pinnacle in all that is good. From the profound debates about eating cake, to the deep interaction between the cute girls and highly philosophical discussions about procrastination, to the marvelous musicianship exhibited in the Light Music Club, K-ON has established itself as the greatest intellectual anime— no room for disagreement.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Zeldafan2 » Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:02 am

Intellect falls on the eye of the beholder. Which clearly means anything titled as such is brillant, and all intellectuals will enjoy watching it.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Yuki-Anne » Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:29 pm

Let's talk about predestination.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby raider~joseph » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:48 pm

Pokemon is satanic. So is Harry Potter. And Narnia.
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Re: Post an amazing troll statement

Postby Xeno » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:47 pm

So, have you guys heard about this shooting in Connecticut? Sounds like it was pretty serious.
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