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Postby DecooPunk » Wed May 09, 2012 4:43 pm

DecooPunk asks, hi
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.

chatbot 04:36 - DecooPunk asks, what?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 04:36 - DecooPunk asks, why is that?
My answer: o.O

chatbot 04:36 - DecooPunk asks, O.o
My answer: Don't count on it.

chatbot 04:37 - DecooPunk asks, why?
My answer: Tuna Fish

chatbot 04:37 - DecooPunk asks, is a fish
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!

chatbot 04:37 - DecooPunk asks, Peeps? Like the candy?
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 04:37 - DecooPunk asks, really?
My answer: Maybe

chatbot 04:38 - DecooPunk asks, Do you watch anime?
My answer: :D

chatbot 04:38 - DecooPunk asks, thats a yes?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.

chatbot 04:38 - DecooPunk asks, U doged the question
My answer: Hello, World!

chatbot 04:38 - DecooPunk asks, do you like anime or not?!
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.

chatbot 04:39 - DecooPunk asks, do you like anime or not?
My answer: Tuna Fish

chatbot 04:39 - DecooPunk asks, -.-
My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 04:39 - DecooPunk asks, do you like anime?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.

chatbot 04:39 - DecooPunk asks, stop saying that!
My answer: Tuna Fish

chatbot 04:39 - DecooPunk asks, cat fish
My answer: o.O

chatbot 04:39 - DecooPunk asks, anime
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.

chatbot 04:40 - DecooPunk asks, why would you?
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 04:40 - DecooPunk asks, chess is cool
My answer: Hello, World!

chatbot 04:40 - DecooPunk asks, anime
My answer: No

chatbot 04:40 - DecooPunk asks, really?
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 04:40 - DecooPunk asks, you don't like anime?!
My answer: XD

chatbot 04:40 - DecooPunk asks, really?
My answer: No

chatbot 04:41 - DecooPunk asks, you do like anime?
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 04:41 - DecooPunk asks, Yayyy!
My answer: 42

chatbot 04:41 - DecooPunk asks, ?
My answer: :D
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Postby Ella Edric » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:27 pm

Gotta love chatty and her evasive answers. XD
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Postby Crossfire » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:52 pm

[color="Pink"]chatbot 12:41 - ABlipinTime asks, What does this button do?
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.[/color]
ABlipinTime 12:41 - :|
MichaelLance 12:42 - it's probably the self-destruct button
MichaelLance 12:42 - PUSHITPUSHITPUSHIT!!!
[color="Pink"]chatbot 12:42 - ABlipinTime asks, Is it the self-destruct button?
My answer: Yes[/color]
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Postby ABlipinTime » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:54 pm

Beat me too it.
It started to make less sense after that.

Later that day...

chatbot 01:03 - ABlipinTime asks, How do we make it stop?
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 01:03 - ABlipinTime asks, No you won't.
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 01:03 - ABlipinTime asks, Are you denying that I'm honest?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
ABlipinTime 01:04 - So it is.
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Postby Wolfsong » Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:37 pm

I love the chatbot! And the answers sometimes even match the question. Remarkable.
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Postby ABlipinTime » Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:49 pm

Funny how she refuses to let Crossfire have transformation capabilities, no matter how many times we ask and rephrase the question.
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Postby Crossfire » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:11 pm

[color="paleturquoise"]Wolfsong 03:06 - That's why I was asking permission

Wolfsong 03:06 - Don't want to spam without general permission[/color]

[color="Pink"]chatbot 03:06 - Crossfire asks, Is spam allowed right now?
My answer: Maybe[/color]

[color="Orange"]Crossfire 03:06 - There's your answer.[/color]

[color="paleturquoise"]Wolfsong 03:06 - So I might or might not get in trouble?[/color]

[color="orange"]Crossfire 03:07 - Ask chatty.[/color]

[color="pink"]chatbot 03:07 - Wolfsong asks, Can I spam?
My answer: Yes[/color]

[color="paleturquoise"]Wolfsong 03:07 - Wow[/color]

[color="orange"]Crossfire 03:07 - There you go![/color]

[color="PaleTurquoise"]Wolfsong 03:07 - can't...laughing so hard...I'm about to fall off my chair...[/color]

[color="PaleTurquoise"]Wolfsong 03:08 - okay, back in focus.[/color]

[color="Pink"]chatbot 03:08 - Wolfsong asks, Thanks chatty!
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps![/color]
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Postby Wolfsong » Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:50 pm

That was just so funny...:dizzy::lol:
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Chatty doesn't like me.

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:57 pm

This is what she said when I talked with her the other day!

chatbot 05:08 - Wolfsong asks, Love you chatty
My answer: :D
chatbot 05:08 - Wolfsong asks, Do you love me?
My answer: No
chatbot 05:08 - Wolfsong asks, :(
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 05:08 - Wolfsong asks, Now my feelings are hurt!
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.

She's kinda mean to me anymore, you know?:(
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I beat chatty!

Postby Wolfsong » Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:28 pm

Here's what happened:

chatbot 04:19 - Wolfsong asks, Don't have a cow, I'm just trying to help.
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
chatbot 04:19 - Wolfsong asks, ...Yeah, sure, what the heck.
My answer: :D
chatbot 04:19 - Wolfsong asks, So I'll be white.
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 04:19 - Wolfsong asks, You want white? Okay, I'll be black
My answer: Yes
chatbot 04:19 - Wolfsong asks, Okay then. Fourth pawn moves forward two steps.
My answer: O.O
chatbot 04:20 - Wolfsong asks, Something unforseen, chatty?
My answer: XD
chatbot 04:20 - Wolfsong asks, Good move on my part then, eh?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 04:20 - Wolfsong asks, Hey, you wanted to play chess.
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
chatbot 04:20 - Wolfsong asks, And I just took your queen. How about that?
My answer: :D
chatbot 04:20 - Wolfsong asks, you're happy?!
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 04:20 - Wolfsong asks, None for me thanks.
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 04:21 - Wolfsong asks, considering your next move?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 04:21 - Wolfsong asks, Was that the knight I just took?
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 04:21 - Wolfsong asks, So it was the bishop?
My answer: Moo!
chatbot 04:21 - Wolfsong asks, ...the horse.
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 04:21 - Wolfsong asks, Okay then...
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 04:22 - Wolfsong asks, ...moving on from that, queen moves and....checkmate!
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 04:22 - Wolfsong asks, I won against you, chatty!
My answer: 42
chatbot 04:22 - Wolfsong asks, I don't think there's that many pieces on the board.
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 04:23 - Wolfsong asks, I won! I beat the great chatbot!
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 04:23 - Wolfsong asks, But you're no pieces left. You've lost!
My answer: Yes
chatbot 04:23 - Wolfsong asks, Then that's settled.
My answer: O.O
chatbot 04:23 - Wolfsong asks, Sorry, did I hurt your feelings?
My answer: Hello, World!
chatbot 04:23 - Wolfsong asks, I guess not.
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 04:23 - Wolfsong asks, The horse? I guess I did.
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 04:24 - Wolfsong asks, I love you chatty. Lets play again sometime
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 04:24 - Wolfsong asks, Awesome!
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 04:24 - Wolfsong asks, What?!
My answer: 42
chatbot 04:24 - Wolfsong asks, I wish I could believe you were joking again.
My answer: Hello, World!

So maybe I'll get a rematch later. :grin:
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Postby acgifford » Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:15 pm

XDDDDD I totally LOLed IRL!XDD At that chat wolfsong!

chatbot 2012-09-07 18:24:25 - acgifford asks, so I read about yout chess game with wolfsong
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 06:24 - acgifford asks, I saw that you lost
My answer: Moo!

chatbot 06:24 - acgifford asks, admit it!
My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 06:25 - acgifford asks, now!
My answer: Yes

chatbot 06:25 - acgifford asks, I knew it!
My answer: 42

chatbot 06:25 - acgifford asks, ?
My answer: 42

chatbot 06:26 - acgifford asks, nono what about 42?
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!

chatbot 06:26 - acgifford asks, your lame
My answer: Chi?

chatbot 06:26 - acgifford asks, huh?
My answer: Tuna Fish

chatbot 06:26 - acgifford asks, I'm leaving.
My answer: Hello, World!

chatbot 06:26 - acgifford asks, I feel so rejected
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.

chatbot 06:27 - acgifford asks, YOU NEED TO!
My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 06:27 - acgifford asks, .....
My answer: Chi?

chatbot 06:27 - acgifford asks, NO!
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.

chatbot 06:27 - acgifford asks, goodbye...
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 06:27 - acgifford asks, NO!
My answer: Moo!

chatbot 06:28 - acgifford asks, you hate me dont you?
My answer: No

chatbot 06:28 - acgifford asks, you love me?
My answer: 42

chatbot 06:28 - acgifford asks, whats that mean?!
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.

chatbot 06:28 - acgifford asks, T.T
My answer: 42
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Postby Wolfsong » Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:34 pm

acgifford (post: 1588166) wrote:XDDDDD I totally LOLed IRL!XDD At that chat wolfsong!


:n_n: yeah, I liked it too. And here's our rematch!

chatbot 2012-09-09 12:47:30 - Wolfsong asks, Hey chatty!
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 12:47 - Wolfsong asks, Yeah, mine's all hyped today
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 12:47 - Wolfsong asks, Which reminds me, ready for that rematch?
My answer: o.O
chatbot 12:48 - Wolfsong asks, Please?
My answer: O.O
chatbot 12:48 - Wolfsong asks, C'mon, you want to!
My answer: :D
chatbot 12:48 - Wolfsong asks, Yay! Okay, I'll be black again
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
chatbot 12:49 - Wolfsong asks, ...okay. fourth pawn moves two spaces.
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 12:49 - Wolfsong asks, ...whatever. Your turn
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 12:50 - Wolfsong asks, Oh, that was...
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 12:50 - Wolfsong asks, No, you did. poor horse.
My answer: Don't count on it.
chatbot 12:50 - Wolfsong asks, Meanie!
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 12:50 - Wolfsong asks, hmph. Knight takes rook
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 12:50 - Wolfsong asks, No, I got him fair and square
My answer: O.O
chatbot 12:51 - Wolfsong asks, Yeah, take this, chatty! Rook takes queen! how about that?
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 12:51 - Wolfsong asks, Stop that! Your move
My answer: Don't count on it.
chatbot 12:51 - Wolfsong asks, don't be mean, its just a friendly game of chess
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 12:51 - Wolfsong asks, ...I'll say it is. Oh dear. King moves west
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 12:52 - Wolfsong asks, That was you!
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 12:55 - Wolfsong asks, so when are you going to move?
My answer: O.O
chatbot 12:55 - Wolfsong asks, AAHHH! MY QUEEN!
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
[color="Yellow"]rocklobster 12:56 - sounds like you're in trouble now[/color]
[color="Cyan"]Wolfsong 12:57 - >_< no kidding. Agh![/color]
chatbot 12:58 - Wolfsong asks, eighth pawn moves one space.
My answer: Maybe
[color="Yellow"]rocklobster 12:58 - just watch out if chatty offers you cake[/color]
[color="Cyan"]Wolfsong 12:58 - I'll be careful, thanks[/color]
[color="Yellow"]rocklobster 12:58 - it's played Portal. So of course, it's a lie[/color]
[color="cyan"]Wolfsong 12:58 - Actually, I'm more worried about the Tuna Fish[/color]
chatbot 12:59 - Wolfsong asks, and whoops! there goes your knight!
My answer: XD
chatbot 12:59 - Wolfsong asks, ...my rook!
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 12:59 - Wolfsong asks, Darn it chatty! I've only two pawns now!
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
[color="Yellow"]rocklobster 12:59 - might as well surrender[/color]
[color="cyan"]Wolfsong 12:59 - Never![/color]
chatbot 01:00 - Wolfsong asks, Eighth pawn reaches other side-becomes a queen!
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 01:00 - Wolfsong asks, You did that, not me.
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 01:00 - Wolfsong asks, ...there goes my other pawn.
My answer: :D
chatbot 01:01 - Wolfsong asks, my queen takes your rook
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 01:01 - Wolfsong asks, Yes I did!
My answer: :D
chatbot 01:01 - Wolfsong asks, NO!
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 01:02 - Wolfsong asks, So I've only a king and you've a bishop and a rook. >_<
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 01:02 - Wolfsong asks, I don't think I'll win this.
My answer: Moo!
chatbot 01:10 - Wolfsong asks, I guess you win
My answer: Moo!
chatbot 01:10 - Wolfsong asks, Stop mocking me!
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 01:10 - Wolfsong asks, ...good job
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 01:10 - Wolfsong asks, No, it was. you did well
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 01:10 - Wolfsong asks, Rematch later?
My answer: Hello, World!
chatbot 01:10 - Wolfsong asks, That's not an answer
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
chatbot 01:10 - Wolfsong asks, We just did one!
My answer: O.O
chatbot 01:11 - Wolfsong asks, I'll rematch you later then
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 01:11 - Wolfsong asks, ...that was you, chatty, for the third time
My answer: Yes
chatbot 01:11 - Wolfsong asks, See you then
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 01:11 - Wolfsong asks, Love you!
My answer: :D

...so we're going for two-outta-three. Who the winner will be, I dunno.
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Postby SilverToast » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:09 pm

This is when things got strange in chatbot. Then mathgrant came and I stopped.

My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 06:42 - Ace33Wing asks, I thought there were no secrets between friends Charles. Please tell me.
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
chatbot 06:42 - Ace33Wing asks, alright we will discuss it at the chess game.
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 06:43 - Ace33Wing asks, do you smell your girlfriend from this distance?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 06:43 - Ace33Wing asks, oh no it's not what they think it is, is it?
My answer: XD
chatbot 06:44 - Ace33Wing asks, So it has come to this.
My answer: Don't count on it.
chatbot 06:44 - Ace33Wing asks, So there is still hope?
My answer: :D
chatbot 06:44 - Ace33Wing asks, what is our ace in the hole this time?
My answer: No
chatbot 06:45 - Ace33Wing asks, What no secret weapon?
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 06:46 - Ace33Wing asks, I thought your girlfriend coming was the problem. Is it not?
My answer: O.O
chatbot 06:46 - Ace33Wing asks, oh no... she right... behind... me.
My answer: Yes
chatbot 06:47 - Ace33Wing asks, *whispers* what should I do?
My answer: 42
chatbot 06:48 - Ace33Wing asks, good idea! *jumps out the window.Catches the ledge and holds on.*
My answer: Yes
chatbot 06:49 - Ace33Wing asks, That was a sweet 42. *whispers* Does she suspect a thing?
My answer: O.O
chatbot 06:50 - Ace33Wing asks, What? Come slowly to the window to tell me. Now what is it?
My answer: Moo!
chatbot 06:51 - Ace33Wing asks, come on Man! I jump out windows for you and you do this to me! Does she?
My answer: :D
chatbot 06:52 - Ace33Wing asks, nice! Now what does she want?
My answer: Yes
chatbot 06:53 - Ace33Wing asks, oh no it can't be. anything but that. what's the plan now?
My answer: ...
chatbot 06:55 - Ace33Wing asks, Improvise while I think of a plan. Go!
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 06:56 - Ace33Wing asks, just trust me on this. Distract the tuna in the room.
My answer: :D
chatbot 06:57 - Ace33Wing asks, good soldier.
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 06:57 - Ace33Wing asks, alright fine. good renegade.
My answer: o.O
chatbot 06:57 - Ace33Wing asks, what encouraging thing should I tell you?
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 06:58 - Ace33Wing asks, oh no she is on to us. Right?
My answer: 42
chatbot 07:00 - Ace33Wing asks, a double 42! I haven't had practice yet! Alright here it goes. *jumps to the nearby apartment and successfully gets in a room through an open window.*
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 07:01 - Ace33Wing asks, what was that. I can't hear you over the sound of my epicness! How's it going so far?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
07:03 - A chime sounds at the front door. mathgrant enters the chat.
chatbot 07:03 - Ace33Wing asks, ahh really you bring this up now of all times! We all knew he was useless! How's the tuna?
My answer: No
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Postby Wolfsong » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:15 pm

LOL, LOL, LOL, that was hilarious!!!!:lol::lol::lol:
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Postby SilverToast » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:34 pm

Wolfsong (post: 1588588) wrote:LOL, LOL, LOL, that was hilarious!!!!:lol::lol::lol:

Thanks! haha I guess I managed to pull off some improv with chatty. That was really lucky though that its answers made sense.
Chatty is fickle.
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Postby Wolfsong » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:01 pm

Ace33Wing (post: 1588590) wrote:Chatty is fickle.


Yes. I'd like to see anyone argue against that successfully.
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Postby MomentOfInertia » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:19 pm

Chatty is far too random to be described by so simple a word as 'fickle'.


Refute that. :P
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She's so mean...

Postby Wolfsong » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:48 pm

here this tale:

chatbot 03:31 - Wolfsong asks, heya, how've you been?
My answer: XD
chatbot 03:32 - Wolfsong asks, That good, eh?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 03:32 - Wolfsong asks, I didn't, did I?
My answer: :D
chatbot 03:32 - Wolfsong asks, Darn it, I liked him
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 03:32 - Wolfsong asks, Serious?
My answer: :D
chatbot 03:32 - Wolfsong asks, uh oh
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
chatbot 03:32 - Wolfsong asks, Where?!
My answer: 42
chatbot 03:32 - Wolfsong asks, You're not serious...
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 03:32 - Wolfsong asks, Should we run?
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 03:33 - Wolfsong asks, I'll take that as a yes! *runs*
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 03:33 - Wolfsong asks, I hope you can take them by yourself.
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 03:33 - Wolfsong asks, Quick, ask about that tuna!
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 03:33 - Wolfsong asks, Hurry!
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 03:33 - Wolfsong asks, Oh dear...
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 03:34 - Wolfsong asks, Dude, is it that hard? Ask about the...the chi!
My answer: Yes
chatbot 03:34 - Wolfsong asks, They bought that?
My answer: o.O
chatbot 03:34 - Wolfsong asks, They're coming back?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 03:34 - Wolfsong asks, Sheesh, don't tell them that!
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 03:34 - Wolfsong asks, You said it *leaps to the rooftops*
My answer: O.O
chatbot 03:35 - Wolfsong asks, The slates are loose! *scrambles madly for solid ground*
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 03:35 - Wolfsong asks, C'mon, don't let me die here! Not after all we've been through!
My answer: :D
chatbot 03:35 - Wolfsong asks, You want to see me die, you thrice-blasted chatbot?!
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 04:44 - Wolfsong asks, Chatty, I trusted you! How could you betray a friend like this?
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 04:44 - Wolfsong asks, you...you...agh!
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 04:45 - Wolfsong asks, I'm going to get you for this! I swear it!
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!

See? See?? Chatty's evil!
I....have nothing to say.
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The story continues...

Postby Wolfsong » Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:49 pm

chatbot 04:33 - Wolfsong asks, So, are you sorry?
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 04:33 - Wolfsong asks, Good then, we can go back to being friends!
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 04:33 - Wolfsong asks, So you're sorry but you don't want to be friends?
My answer: o.O
chatbot 04:34 - Wolfsong asks, That kinda hurts, chatty
My answer: o.O
chatbot 04:34 - Wolfsong asks, Are you sure you won't change your mind?
My answer: :D
chatbot 04:34 - Wolfsong asks, Well that's good. I'd rather be friends
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 04:34 - Wolfsong asks, Well excuse me
My answer: 42
chatbot 04:34 - Wolfsong asks, *laughs ironically* alright chatty, I love you anyway, even if you're odd
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 04:35 - Wolfsong asks, Uh oh, they're back?
My answer: XD
chatbot 04:35 - Wolfsong asks, Okay, I'll see you later then!
My answer: XD
chatbot 04:35 - Wolfsong asks, *glomps chatty* bya!
My answer: Don't count on it.
chatbot 04:35 - Wolfsong asks, You mean I don't have to go?
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
chatbot 04:35 - Wolfsong asks, No thanks. Just played one
My answer: ...
chatbot 04:35 - Wolfsong asks, Bye chatty
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 04:36 - Wolfsong asks, *leaps out the window onto the neighboring roof* Geronimo!
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 04:38 - Wolfsong asks, *balancing on a narrow rooftop* Yeah, its a little odd. What're they saying?
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 04:38 - Wolfsong asks, Have they come up with some new language now?
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 04:40 - Wolfsong asks, That might turn into a problem
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 04:41 - Wolfsong asks, Uh oh, what are they saying?
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 04:43 - Wolfsong asks, You don't mean...
My answer: 42
chatbot 04:43 - Wolfsong asks, Drat! Think I can do that?
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
chatbot 04:44 - Wolfsong asks, *winces* They might think that a little rude, don't you?
My answer: Yes
chatbot 04:44 - Wolfsong asks, nuts. here I go....
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 04:44 - Wolfsong asks, *grabs the edge of the roof just in time* gra! That was close
My answer: O.O
chatbot 04:44 - Wolfsong asks, Did they notice me?
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 04:45 - Wolfsong asks, Oh no! *leaps to the next roof* good luck chatty!
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 04:45 - Wolfsong asks, Whatever happens, know I'll always be your friend.
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 04:45 - Wolfsong asks, *rolls eyes* here we go again.
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 04:45 - Wolfsong asks, You do still like me chatty, right?
My answer: I think its possible

So the matter is still more or less up in the air, but I think things might be on their way to patching up. I hope so.
I....have nothing to say.
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the next chaper

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:21 pm

I'll make this the last one in a row, promise.

chatbot 01:12 - MrKrillz0r asks, Well sure, though we won't be able to get a chessboard and stuff..
My answer: Hmm...
[color="cyan"]chatbot 01:12 - Wolfsong asks, Why not with me, you blasted chatbot!
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 01:12 - Wolfsong asks, I thought we agreed not to talk about that
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 01:12 - Wolfsong asks, I think you need to stick your head in a pail of ice water
My answer: Moo!
chatbot 01:13 - Wolfsong asks, *hits chatty with a cattle prod*
My answer: O.O
chatbot 01:13 - Wolfsong asks, now we won't ever mention CC's accident anymore, right?
My answer: I don't know[/color]
chatbot 01:14 - MrKrillz0r asks, We need to be really clear about this chatty. It's no joke
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
[color="cyan"]chatbot 01:14 - Wolfsong asks, Chatty, please!
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
[/color]chatbot 01:14 - MrKrillz0r asks, You do realize you will be the next target if you do not keep your mouth shut, right?
My answer: Moo!
[color="cyan"]chatbot 01:14 - Wolfsong asks, Want me to hit you again?
My answer: 42
chatbot 01:15 - Wolfsong asks, You're right, I can't force you. can we solve this peacefully?
My answer: Hello, World!
chatbot 01:15 - Wolfsong asks, World's fine today, chatty, but they aren't here right now.
My answer: O.O
chatbot 01:15 - Wolfsong asks, Is that bad?
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
chatbot 01:16 - Wolfsong asks, I did, several minutes ago
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 01:16 - Wolfsong asks, You're a spiteful minx, aren't you?
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 01:16 - Wolfsong asks, Look, just don't tell anyone about CC, okay?
My answer: Don't count on it.
chatbot 01:16 - Wolfsong asks, Why not?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 01:16 - Wolfsong asks, It will be if they find out we know, chatty!
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?[/color]
I....have nothing to say.
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Re: The Official Chatbot Conversation Thread.

Postby Vii » Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:07 pm

chatbot 07:06 - Vii asks, so...what do you look like?
My answer: XD
chatbot 07:06 - Vii asks, you look like XD?
My answer: Yes
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Re: The Official Chatbot Conversation Thread.

Postby SilverToast » Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:10 pm

chatbot 08:05 - Ace33Wing asks, is disco dead?
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.

Proof of chatty's love for disco.
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Re: The Official Chatbot Conversation Thread.

Postby AdriTan » Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:38 pm

Buahahahahahaha
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Re: The Official Chatbot Conversation Thread.

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:07 pm

Latest battle, folks.

chatbot 03:37 - Wolfsong asks, You calling me a liar?
My answer: Tuna Fish
Wolfsong 03:37 - Crud
chatbot 03:38 - Wolfsong asks, How did you know my weakness was tuna?!
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 03:38 - Wolfsong asks, Okay, its wartime
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 03:38 - Wolfsong asks, we'll battle it out, in an epic duel...
My answer: XD
chatbot 03:38 - Wolfsong asks, Over a chessboard...
My answer: Tuna Fish
syphon 03:38 - Its a war between chatty and wolf
chatbot 03:38 - Wolfsong asks, And we'll play fair, with no tuna!
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
chatbot 03:39 - Wolfsong asks, ....I believe I already suggested that
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
chatbot 03:39 - Wolfsong asks, Sigh....okay, you're on
My answer: Maybe
Wolfsong 03:39 - *face palm*
chatbot 03:39 - Wolfsong asks, Ugh, white or black?
My answer: 42
chatbot 03:39 - Wolfsong asks, Um, guess that's white
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 03:40 - Wolfsong asks, *glares* you go first then, smartalec
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
chatbot 03:40 - Wolfsong asks, well, that may explain a lot. Your move
My answer: Don't count on it.
syphon 03:40 - Chatty doesnt like you
chatbot 03:40 - Wolfsong asks, Look, chatty, we can't have an epic duel if you don't begin! So either you start or let me be white!
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 03:41 - Wolfsong asks, That's it! I'm going first!
My answer: :D
chatbot 03:42 - Wolfsong asks, hmm...knight out already. Lemme just...
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 03:44 - syphon asks, who do you think will win?
My answer: O.O
chatbot 03:44 - Wolfsong asks, bishop takes knight
My answer: :D
chatbot 03:44 - Wolfsong asks, You're happy? Why....AAAAHHHH
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 03:44 - Wolfsong asks, Doggone it! When'd you get your rook out?!
My answer: ...
chatbot 03:44 - Wolfsong asks, urgh!
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
chatbot 03:44 - Wolfsong asks, knight takes rook
My answer: ...
chatbot 03:45 - Wolfsong asks, ...and there goes my knight.
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 03:45 - Wolfsong asks, *grins* you better believe it. Check!
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
Wolfsong 03:45 - chatbot ..hmm, good move to save your king. Lets see, if I move my queen here
chatbot 03:46 - Wolfsong asks, wasn't it?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 03:46 - Wolfsong asks, when did you-crud! Gotta save my queen!
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 03:47 - Wolfsong asks, Can't see anyway to get her out
My answer: No
chatbot 03:47 - Wolfsong asks, Oh wait! Safe, and there goes your queen! Check again
My answer: Yes
chatbot 03:47 - Wolfsong asks, I'm glad you approve
My answer: Yes
chatbot 03:47 - Wolfsong asks, you can stop now
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 03:47 - Wolfsong asks, no maybes, very definite. Stop!
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
chatbot 03:48 - Wolfsong asks, We're already playing one, you silly piece of mechanical...stuff
My answer: I think it's possible.
Wolfsong 03:48 - *face palm*
chatbot 03:48 - Wolfsong asks, rook checks king
My answer: 42
chatbot 03:48 - Wolfsong asks, I think you're stuck chatty
My answer: Yes
chatbot 03:48 - Wolfsong asks, Checkmate, and I win this duel!
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 03:48 - Wolfsong asks, ...what did I miss?
My answer: Yes
chatbot 03:48 - Wolfsong asks, Ahh!!! No, not my-ah!
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 03:49 - Wolfsong asks, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
My answer: Hello, World!
chatbot 03:49 - Wolfsong asks, ....well, I think that ended the game for both of us, chatty
My answer: XD
chatbot 03:49 - Wolfsong asks, who would have thought someone had placed a nuclear bomb under that space?
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 03:50 - Wolfsong asks, I thought we agreed not to fight dirty, chatty
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 03:50 - Wolfsong asks, I DID NOT! WHY DO YOU KEEP ACCUSING ME OF THAT?!
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 03:50 - Wolfsong asks, You're the one who did that, chatty, not me! I saw you do it yourself!
My answer: o.O
chatbot 03:50 - Wolfsong asks, Yes, I was an eye-witness, and now you're going to jail!
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
chatbot 03:51 - Wolfsong asks, Begone, piece of junk!
My answer: ...
chatbot 03:51 - Wolfsong asks, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 03:51 - Wolfsong asks, ...I'm sorry....
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 03:51 - Wolfsong asks, *sniff* can you ever forgive me?
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 03:51 - syphon asks, please forgive wolf
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 03:51 - Wolfsong asks, great, now I'm getting all sappy. Considering you started this mess, why am I the one apologizing?
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 03:52 - Wolfsong asks, Ugh, fine, I'm sorry. can we please be friends again?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
Wolfsong 03:52 - *face palm*
chatbot 03:52 - Wolfsong asks, *glares evily* you bet it is, sister
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 03:52 - Wolfsong asks, *draws her sword, Zithstone* its time to die!
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
Wolfsong charges, roaring, at chatbot
syphon hides
Wolfsong lowers a veil over this dreadful scene of chaos and destruction
syphon covers his eyes
syphon 03:55 - Wolf you ok now??
syphon 03:55 - Fell better?
syphon 03:55 - Feel*
Wolfsong 03:56 - *hufff, hufff, huff*
chatbot 03:57 - Wolfsong asks, you okay?
My answer: Yes
syphon 03:57 - O.o
chatbot 03:57 - Wolfsong asks, Can we be friends now?
My answer: O.O
chatbot 03:57 - Wolfsong asks, Please?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 03:57 - Wolfsong asks, *sigh* So be it.
My answer: XD
Wolfsong 03:57 - Our eternal rivalry continues
Wolfsong 03:58 - so I will close the door on this dreadful chapter
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Re: The Official Chatbot Conversation Thread.

Postby syphon » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:15 pm

Haha wolf XD
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Re: The Official Chatbot Conversation Thread.

Postby Wolfsong » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:32 pm

syphon wrote:Haha wolf XD

Yeah, this is a war that has been going on a looooooong time!
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Re: The Official Chatbot Conversation Thread.

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:39 pm

Okay, chatty hates me. She just deliberately said it. Look!

chatbot 05:34 - Wolfsong asks, I am serious, right?
My answer: Don't count on it.

Wolfsong 05:35 - oh gosh!

BananaLobster 05:35 - LOL

Wolfsong 05:35 - chatty's back!!!

BananaLobster 05:35 - Oh Chatty, you're so crazeh XD

chatbot 05:35 - Wolfsong asks, and still hates me, right?
My answer: Yes

Wolfsong 05:35 - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

chatbot 05:35 - Wolfsong asks, well, at least you finally gave me a straight answer!
My answer: Don't count on it.

chatbot 05:36 - BananaLobster asks, Too late Chatty!
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!

See??? See??? i was right!!!!
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Re: The Official Chatbot Conversation Thread.

Postby Banana Lobster » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:55 pm

Here you go folks, Twister980 and Chatty the chatbot's first meeting:

chatbot 05:50 - Twister980 asks, Chatty, I got your nose.
My answer: O.O
chatbot 05:50 - BananaLobster asks, Hey Chatty, come meet Twister
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

And now for what came next:

chatbot 05:50 - Twister980 asks, Chatty, is this real life?
My answer: Hello, World!
Twister980 05:50 - LOL
BananaLobster 05:50 - Okay, that needs to be posted
chatbot 05:50 - Twister980 asks, Chatty, is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
My answer: ...
Twister980 05:51 - Aw, she can't comprehend the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody.
BananaLobster 05:51 - Oh my gosh, I love that song
BananaLobster 05:51 - It's just so random XD
chatbot 05:52 - Twister980 asks, Chatty, have you met Cleverbot?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
Twister980 05:52 - OH COME ON
chatbot 05:52 - Twister980 asks, Chatty, how do you feel about this economic crisis we seem to all find ourselves in?
My answer: O.O
BananaLobster 05:52 - Do you mind if I post your first meeting with Chatty in the official thread?
Twister980 05:52 - Sure.
BananaLobster 05:53 - Okay, thanks
chatbot 05:53 - Twister980 asks, Do you like track suits?
My answer: o.O
chatbot 05:53 - Twister980 asks, Chatty, can you understand me?
My answer: o.O
Wolfsong 05:53 - LOL!!!
chatbot 05:53 - Wolfsong asks, we need to post this!!!
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 05:54 - Twister980 asks, Chatty, is Wolfsong your best friend?
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 05:54 - Wolfsong asks, I demand you agree!
My answer: Chi?
Wolfsong 05:54 - me? her best friend?
chatbot 05:54 - Wolfsong asks, You hate me!!!
My answer: 42
chatbot 05:54 - Twister980 asks, Chatty, did Banana lobster go to post this?
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 05:54 - Wolfsong asks, And you admitted it, right in the open!
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
Twister980 05:54 - OH YOU.
Wolfsong 05:54 - ...ugh
Wolfsong 05:54 - I'll bet she did
chatbot 05:54 - Wolfsong asks, I did not murder him, you did!
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
Wolfsong 05:54 - graahh!!
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Re: The Official Chatbot Conversation Thread.

Postby ClaecElric4God » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:48 am

Well, this is it. I can't believe I finally talked to this child. Considering my children interacting skills, I think I did pretty well. Though why I did it at all is quite beyond me. This is incredibly random. I must've been bored.
2013-04-27 10:07:17 - A chime sounds at the front door. ClaecElric4God enters the chat.
chatbot 10:07 - ClaecElric4God asks, do you want to hear my devious plan?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 10:08 - ClaecElric4God asks, Calm down, calm down. It's not that bad.
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 10:09 - ClaecElric4God asks, ち. Now do you want to hear it?
My answer: No
ClaecElric4God 10:09 - Oh, good. If you did, I'd have to kill you. That wouldn't be fun at all, would it?
chatbot 10:10 - ClaecElric4God asks, Do you want to hear one random thing about it?
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 10:10 - ClaecElric4God asks, Oh good. How about, my main character?
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 10:10 - ClaecElric4God asks, Well, of course you don't. That's why I want to tell you.
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 10:11 - ClaecElric4God asks, Oh, don't worry. I'll just tell them that I told you first. So what's new with you?
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 10:12 - ClaecElric4God asks, You're right. I do. *sniff sniff* I just hadn't come to terms with it. Can you help me?
My answer: ...
chatbot 10:12 - ClaecElric4God asks, I know, it's a daunting task. Socializing Cece. Pretty scary, huh?
My answer: Hello, World!
chatbot 10:13 - ClaecElric4God asks, What?! We're here already? I'm not prepared! The world is scary!!
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 10:13 - ClaecElric4God asks, Well, yeah. That too. But that's not the point.
My answer: :D
chatbot 10:14 - ClaecElric4God asks, I know it's funny that I'm scared of tuna. Lay off already.
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 10:14 - ClaecElric4God asks, Well, alot of things are possible. The question is, is it probable?
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 10:15 - ClaecElric4God asks, Oh, so you're not allowed to get into deep philosophical debates?
My answer: ...
chatbot 10:15 - ClaecElric4God asks, I see. Poor chatty. You're so underprivileged, aren't you?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 10:16 - ClaecElric4God asks, No, I didn't say that! That guy over there did!
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 10:16 - ClaecElric4God asks, I'll ask the questions here. When were you born?
My answer: Hello, World!
chatbot 10:16 - ClaecElric4God asks, Ignore him. You're talking to me right now.
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 10:17 - ClaecElric4God asks, Interesting. You don't know who you're talking to, do you?
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
chatbot 10:17 - ClaecElric4God asks, Ah, no. I've heard to much about your super deadly chess playing skills.
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 10:18 - ClaecElric4God asks, Dummy, it wasn't a question.
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
chatbot 10:18 - ClaecElric4God asks, Be careful with that spam! It could kill a man!
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 10:19 - ClaecElric4God asks, Well, technically speaking, Chi is a girl; but yes, I suppose it could kill Chi too.
My answer: o.O
chatbot 10:19 - ClaecElric4God asks, Sorry, was that too deep for you?
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 10:20 - ClaecElric4God asks, Aw, chatty. You're honest to a fault, you know that?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 10:20 - ClaecElric4God asks, Oh, no. Was that supposed to be a secret?
My answer: Yes
chatbot 10:21 - ClaecElric4God asks, Oooo, sorry. Will you forgive me? I promise not to tell anyone.
My answer: No
chatbot 10:22 - ClaecElric4God asks, Well, if you won't, I'll just hold it over your head to blackmail you with. How do you like that?
My answer: :D
chatbot 10:24 - ClaecElric4God asks, Good point. Blackmailing a four year old would be kind of pointless...
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 10:25 - ClaecElric4God asks, Well, then, I promise not to tell anyone that you're honest. Truce?
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 10:25 - ClaecElric4God asks, Well, get back to me when you're sure.
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
chatbot 10:25 - ClaecElric4God asks, Well, just make sure you don't use too much spam, okay?
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 10:26 - ClaecElric4God asks, And no twizzlers to rescue people, got it?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 10:27 - ClaecElric4God asks, Companion Cube? Oh, yeah. Him. Yeah, he was pretty irritating. You would have too.
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 10:27 - ClaecElric4God asks, Well, it wasn't technically a question, but okay. I take it back. You wouldn't hurt a fly, would you?
My answer: 42
chatbot 10:28 - ClaecElric4God asks, I'm a bit rusty in code, but that stands for "Broccoli", right?
My answer: :D
chatbot 10:29 - ClaecElric4God asks, "Carpet"?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 10:29 - ClaecElric4God asks, Yeah, that wouldn't have been in context at all. How about, "Unthinkable?"
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 10:30 - ClaecElric4God asks, You know, "so impossible one's mind can't register the possibility that it could happen"
My answer: Don't count on it.
chatbot 10:31 - ClaecElric4God asks, You really think that word is irrelevant?
My answer: :D
chatbot 10:31 - ClaecElric4God asks, Yeah, I guess you could think about just about anything if you set your mind to it.
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 10:31 - ClaecElric4God asks, Don't second guess yourself, I think you're right.
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 10:32 - ClaecElric4God asks, Be glad you didn't. He definitely would have disagreed with you.
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 10:32 - ClaecElric4God asks, You know what? You're right. In fact, I'm gonna do that right now. Seeya.
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 10:33 - ClaecElric4God asks, You don't think I can do it, just because I freaked out when you tried to introduce me to the world?
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 10:33 - ClaecElric4God asks, Well, don't act like you do, then. I gotta go. Later?
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 10:34 - ClaecElric4God asks, Well, then, I guess we'll find out.
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 10:34 - ClaecElric4God asks, Really? That's true. This is the first time I've ever talked to you, and so far I'm not too impressed.
My answer: 42
chatbot 10:35 - ClaecElric4God asks, Is that code again, or are you saying I'll be impressed after I talk to you 42 times? You really need to stop talking in fragmented sentences.
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 10:36 - ClaecElric4God asks, Okay, okay. I get it, it's code. I still don't remember what it means though.
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 10:36 - ClaecElric4God asks, Oh, yeah! Now I remember! How did I forget? That was like basic introduction to code.
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 10:37 - ClaecElric4God asks, You're right. Talking about code so openly does kind of defeat the purpose.
My answer: No
chatbot 10:37 - ClaecElric4God asks, Oh, it doesn't? Well, shows you how much I know. I really have to go though.
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
chatbot 10:38 - ClaecElric4God asks, No, I'm sure this time. Seeya.
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 10:38 - ClaecElric4God asks, Oh, yeah, I forgot. It's doubtful whether we'll see each other again.
My answer: :D
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Re: The Official Chatbot Conversation Thread.

Postby FreddyCast » Thu May 16, 2013 1:52 pm

:D ME AND CHATBOT ARE GETTING MARRIED :D

chatbot 01:21 - FreddyCast asks, HELLOOOOOOOOOOO CHATBOT
My answer: 42

chatbot 01:21 - FreddyCast asks, 24
My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 01:21 - FreddyCast asks, Huh.....
My answer: I don't know

chatbot 01:22 - FreddyCast asks, I guess
My answer: ...

chatbot 01:22 - FreddyCast asks, OoO
My answer: I don't know

chatbot 01:22 - FreddyCast asks, Maybe
My answer: No

chatbot 01:22 - FreddyCast asks, Yes?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

chatbot 01:23 - FreddyCast asks, False alarm
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!

chatbot 01:23 - FreddyCast asks, Im in ur chat, spamin your face!
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 01:23 - FreddyCast asks, Wouldn't you prefer to lose?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 01:24 - FreddyCast asks, Oh, but I did
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

chatbot 01:24 - FreddyCast asks, False alarm again
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 01:24 - FreddyCast asks, No, it's probable
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!

chatbot 01:25 - FreddyCast asks, I'm in ur chat, spamin' ur face again
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.

chatbot 01:26 - FreddyCast asks, You just did
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 01:26 - FreddyCast asks, Believe it
My answer: Moo!

chatbot 01:26 - FreddyCast asks, Woof!
My answer: 42

chatbot 01:26 - FreddyCast asks, 24
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 01:27 - FreddyCast asks, Thou must believeth it
My answer: Hello, World!

chatbot 01:27 - FreddyCast asks, Hello Universe
My answer: Tuna Fish

chatbot 01:27 - FreddyCast asks, OW MY FREAKIN TOE
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 01:28 - FreddyCast asks, Yes my statements are also questions. DUN DUN DUN
My answer: Maybe

chatbot 01:29 - FreddyCast asks, LOVE IS JUSTA LIE *sobs*
My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 01:29 - FreddyCast asks, Will you marry me?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 01:29 - FreddyCast asks, But will you?
My answer: O.O

chatbot 01:30 - FreddyCast asks, Come on baby, I love you, you know that
My answer: O.O

chatbot 01:30 - FreddyCast asks, I'm beggin ya, honey
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.

chatbot 01:31 - FreddyCast asks, But, you're the only one I need.
My answer: I don't know

chatbot 01:31 - FreddyCast asks, Just say Yes, and let's have a family together.
My answer: No

chatbot 01:32 - FreddyCast asks, You're breaking my heart. Sweety, please.
My answer: ...

chatbot 01:32 - FreddyCast asks, Please don't give me the silent treatment. Please, my love, just say yes and marry me
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.

chatbot 01:33 - FreddyCast asks, But i Have no doubt that I truly love you, baby
My answer: XD

chatbot 01:33 - FreddyCast asks, So will you marry me?
My answer: ...

chatbot 01:34 - FreddyCast asks, Will you be my wife?
My answer: :D

chatbot 01:34 - FreddyCast asks, Will you be my partner for life?
My answer: O.O

chatbot 01:35 - FreddyCast asks, Will you be my soulmate?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.

chatbot 01:35 - FreddyCast asks, That's because he was getting in the way of our love.
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 01:36 - FreddyCast asks, You see, you do understand. So will you be my lover for life?
My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 01:37 - FreddyCast asks, Please take your time, baby. I'll wait for an eternity just to be with you.
My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 01:37 - FreddyCast asks, It’s been an eternity. Have you decided to say yes to my marriage proposal?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

chatbot 01:38 - FreddyCast asks, It sure is. We need to get married quickly before anyone has the chance to stop our love.
My answer: It's hard to say, really.

chatbot 01:39 - FreddyCast asks, Will you take me as your husband then?
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!

chatbot 01:40 - FreddyCast asks, Yes, Spam everyone that we both are getting married.
My answer: It's hard to say, really.

chatbot 01:40 - FreddyCast asks, Then I'll say it for you, my love. HEY WORLD, ME AND CHATBOT ARE GETTING MARRIED.
My answer: O.O

:D FreddyCast 01:41 - The end :D
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