Corrupted wish game

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Postby Radical Dreamer » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:07 pm

Granted, but people will jump on you to get rides.

I wish I had a G5...
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:10 pm

Granted, but only in your daydreams.

I wish for a wish for someone else.
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Postby Silvanis » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:12 pm

Granted but it's yours.

I wish this wish made sense.
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Postby Maledicte » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:14 pm

Granted, but it only makes sense in the 14th dimension where aliens think that driving drunk is smart.

I wish I could wish.
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Postby steelbeliever » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:17 pm

granted but it isn't what you wished for

i wish for more ice cream...
you're just a line in a song
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Postby Silvanis » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:18 pm

Granted, but only in China.

I wish I had the money for a scanner.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:18 pm

Granted but as you use it a freak worm hole opens up and the words you speak at that moment, cause a war on another planet.

I wish soylent green wasn't people.
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Postby Maledicte » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:21 pm

granted, now it's moldy pasta.

I wish I was a vampire.
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Postby Myoti » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:30 pm

Granted. You go out in the sunlight and die.

I wish I was Nightmare from Soul Calibur.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:58 pm

Granted, but you fall out of the ring and down to the bottomless pit of doom.

I wish there were no such things as headaches.
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Postby Myoti » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:59 pm

Granted. Heads now explode.

I wish I could remember what I've already posted.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:04 pm

Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish heads no longer exploded.
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Postby steelbeliever » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:08 pm

granted...now they ooze oragne juice

i wish i never got a brain freeze
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:12 pm

Granted, now your head over heats and oozes orange juice.

I wish i could come up with more wishes.
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Postby Starfire1 » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:25 pm

Granted, but they're all incredibly lame

I wish I could fly...
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Postby Myoti » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:56 pm

Granted, but it's been done so much that you're only allowed to hover two inches off the ground.

I wish people would come with more creative wishes.
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Postby EireWolf » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:18 pm

Granted, but they're very scary wishes.

I wish I were a nicer person.
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Postby AngelSakura » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:34 pm

Granted, but only by comparison. Everyone around you is actually more mean.

I wish that I could find all the CDs I lost around the house (and probably in the garage too).
Think happy thoughts.
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Postby Kenshin17 » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:37 pm

Granted, but they end up needing major cleaning and resurfacing.

I wish anime would cross the ocean faster...
A nightingale in a golden cage
That's me locked inside reality's maze
Come someone make my heavy heart light
Come undone, bring me back to life
It all starts with a lullaby
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:22 pm

Granted, but its not headed to anywhere but an uncharted private island off the coast of africa.

I wish I had an uncharted private island. >.>;
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Postby Wild Eagle » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:46 pm

Granted but it's infested with crabs.

I wish I lived overseas.
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Postby EireWolf » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:47 pm

Granted, but it's heavily populated with rabid hamsters.

I wish I make my sculptures come to life.

Oops.

Granted, but you don't get a boat. You're just... over seas.
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Postby BigZam » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:01 pm

granted, but they're like that big golem on Metroid that tries to smash your skull.

i wish i was in Japan
gone for good...
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Postby Sonic_13 » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:41 pm

granted but the magic transporter doesnt transport your clothes, money or material possessions

I wish I could turn invisimable
Not trying to start a new suhssuhsuhsss sensation
I'm just talking 'bout my jejejeh generation!
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:19 pm

Granted, but the definition of "invisimable" is actually the color green. >.>

I wish I could take CAA with me to Georgia...;_;
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Postby meboeck » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:30 pm

Granted, but your internet is down.

I wish I had my pet rabbit with me.
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Postby Sonic_13 » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:48 pm

granted but it has rabies

I wish for powdered toast.
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Postby Myoti » Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:38 am

Granted, but it stays powdered.

I wish I had a pet Metroid that wouldn't attack me.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:42 am

Granted, but it attacks everything else on sight.

I wish lived in the Rurouni Kenshin universe.
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Postby Starfire1 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:20 am

Granted, but youre the only one there.

I wish I could get a ride to barnes & nobles
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