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Tonight's top story, the end of the year is coming up, and this reporter 
has an editorial: (Whooping it up sounds, yippee, yahoo, etc.)

In other news, Finals week is coming up. Remember, that doctors get more 
salary than professors, so it will require more money to bribe them. 
Wait, this just handed to me: (ahem) Disclaimer for the humor impaired: 
This story, and in fact all stories in Dave's News, are in fact humor. 
Dave Hines, other Djs of KPLR, the KPLR staff, management nor the Point 
Loma Nazarene College Communications department endorse bribing teachers. 
If you are in fact listening to Dave's News for realistic finals 
strategies, please seek professional help now.

In this country's first ever "domino" transplant, a 17 year old girl 
donated her liver, and received a new one in the same operation. This 
smaller liver will make it easier for the girl to receive transplanted 
large and small intestines. Monty Hall is said to be looking into the 
matter for a new game show to be entitled "Let's Make a Medical Deal!"

Croat General Tihomir Blaskic asked to be released from his incarceration 
for war crimes in the war over former Yugoslavia. Blaskic states that he 
did turn himself in voluntarily. Maybe, Tihomir, but just because you're 
dumb doesn't mean we are.

Earlier tonight, the Chicago Bulls began their NBA playoffs against the 
Miami Heat. Chicago has 72 wins, and Miami 42... C'mon guys! That's like 
letting me wrestle one of the members of Kriss Kross!

We'll be right back, after this...
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We're back on KPLR AM 620 with Dave's News

This just handed to me:
"Dear Dave,
	This will be the last episode of Dave's News, since this is the 
last show of Open 'Til Midnight" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Oh wait, there's more... "However, Dave's News will be continued next 
year as a syndicated feature on KPLR. Any DJ who wishes to use it may..."

YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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