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Our top story tonight, the Career Fair takes place Monday afternoon after 
Chapel. Contrary to popular belief, Dave's News will not have a booth as 
expansion just isnt in our plans right now.

In other news, the ASB elections are come and gone for another year. PLNC 
students turned out in droves to show their support for the continuation 
of Dave's News by voting for someone else for Activities Director so I can 
continue to do this... [PAUSE] Well thats why I think it was!

California's "Three Strikes" law which requires people who commit felonies 
for a third time to be jailed for at least 25 years was signed 2 years 
ago yesterday. Where does time go? Anyway, critics are charging that the 
number of drug users being caught by the law is double the combined 
number of murderers, rapists and kidnappers. I asked drug user Beavis 
Dunderhead about this, and he said... Whoa, total bummer, man.

In World news, China has begun to mount surface to surface missile tests 
near Taiwan, but they assert that this is not yet a hostile action. Sure, 
and neither will be the armed missiles, the troops or the guns.

The owner of the team formerly known as the Cleveland Browns, Art Modell 
says that he should announce the teams new name within the next couple of 
weeks. The name Baltimore Bombers was rejected because of all the recent 
terrorist activities... I wonder do you think theyll end up being the 
Baltimore [Prince symbols]? Aighh!!!!!

Well be right back, after this...
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Were back on KPLR AM 620 with Daves News

This just handed to me... it says:
"Dear Dave,
	I am a beautiful unattached Junior girl with no boyfriend, and 
you always sound so sexy on your show. Can you come away with me right now?
						Hopefully yours,
						Junior and Single"

Hey, what does this sound like? Dear Abby? Im afraid I cant help you J&S, 
because I have a journalistic responsibility, and nothing could ever tear 
me away from that. In fact.... oh wait, whats this? Hey its a picture.... 
WHOA! Um.... I gotta go!

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